spelling errors and poems

I am mad at you (whoever posted the prev post). U spelt lame wrongly, u spelt lame as lane. did u know dat ur tiny error has a great impact on the world, for lame means lousy, while laNe means a sort of road, like bus LANE scheme or 'baa baa black sheep have u any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full, one for the master and one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the LANE(not LAME)' if lane and lame were interchangable, we wld be singing baa baa black sheep as 'one for the little boy who lives down the lame' and you would be calling my lame jokes 'lane'. 

and rite jus a side note im quite a big fan of draco malfoy so im just saying malfoy is spelt as M-A-L-F-O-Y not M-A-L-L-O-Y so yeah. MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS (swaggers off) 

anyway POP is cming 😭😭

slowly but surely 

in abt a month 

rite aft CT2/ MYE 

and lets get fitter too 

so lets meet up

once a week 

at the dnt block

our usual spot

we can do planks

and invisible chair

and 5bx too

we can blast music 

with Emma's loud speaker 

but lets be considerate

and lower its volume

so we wont disrupt dnt periods

lets be fit

so we can be healthy

and also prepare for atc

we can jog around the track 

but not during jogging

we can jog

while being enthu and cheering

random cheers like campfire's burning

but let's do it in recess

So we won't disrupt classes

but hopefully no one's using the track 

for PE lessons

k bye im such a poet HEHEHEHE

im shakespeare's asian descendant 

descendant of the shakespeare

shakespeare is cool

MoV is cool

It is lit 

cos we use it for lit

but im barely passing that subject 

so rip for me 

yesterday my mum was whetting her knife

on her wet whetstone

and i thought of shylock

earnestly whetting his knife

against the sole of his shoe

about to carve a pound of flesh

out of the chest

of his mortal enemy Antonio

my mother sharpened her knives

and cut the passion fruit in half

for us to carve out the deep golden flesh

of the fruit of passion

 

EHEHE (voldemort laughs) 

k bye i shld stop bothering yall EHEHE

byee

"We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided."

― Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“We're with you whatever happens.”

― Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

nooo im getting emo feels hAHAHA

bye these quotes r great and inspirational esp wen u r feeling down 

cheer up ok? to whoever's feeling grey